A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free." The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. "Where do you think you going?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!" (:)))life being married!:))) Hello everyone!!! Im your queen ,your mistress and your lover... I am 26 years,always in mood to meet new people here. I LOVE: *Smart guys; *Icecream *My tan lines *I adore good clothes and shoes,so if u wana help me to increse my colenction you have to spoil me a bit in pvt. *Chinesse food *Green eyes *Jewleries *Tom and jerry *Long privates and fat tips:P *My fan club members !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ATENTION PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! $$$$$$OH I DON'T WANNA FORGET ABOUT THIS:OMG I LOVE SLAVES AND I HAVE A HUGE EXPERIENCE ON HOW TO TREAT THEM, SO BOYS IF U NEED A DOMINANT MISTRESS DON'T HESITATE ON KNOCKING AT THE DOOR OF MY ROOM CAUSE FOR SURE I WILL OPEN IT.$$$$$$ You need a beautiful woman to talk to you, even if She is laughing at you the whole time. Think about it ... you pay Me to laugh at you and degrade you while you keep giving Me the only thing that defines you as a man ... your MONEY. I will humiliate you, and you'll still beg to serve Me. There is a fine line between a pathetic money slave and a truly pathetic money slave. PS:THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR READING THIS...IS REALLY ABOUT ME.